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wazzzup
08-12-2004, 03:50 AM
The other day I was driving down 66 not paying attention when I looked in the rear view mirror and noticed those dreaded blue lights coming up on me! I looked down to see that I was traveling at a speed of 125mph. Immediatly I new I was in trouble, and had to come up with something quick!
By the time the officer came up to my window I already had the tears flowing. He ask me if I knew how fast I was going, and I told him absolutly! I was doing 125mph trying to go faster. He stood there in amazment that I told the truth, and told me that I better have a good reason for going that fast or I was going to jail even faster!
I sat there for a second with tears still coming down my cheeks, and then told the officer that 2 weeks ago my wife left me for a state trooper and I thought that you were him bringing her back to me!!!!
He looked at me and said "Have a nice day!" [:D] [:))] [:D] [:))] [:D] [:))]

LilRedCorvette
08-12-2004, 03:55 AM
I posted something like that a few months ago...[:p]

wazzzup
08-12-2004, 03:56 AM
I posted something like that a few months ago...[:p]

Well? did he send him back to you?

LilRedCorvette
08-12-2004, 05:48 AM
I posted something like that a few months ago...[:p]

Well? did he send him back to you?

Not quite what I meant...LOL