LilRedCorvette
08-12-2004, 03:13 AM
A burglar breaks into a home, and is quietly walking around, looking for valuables to take.
"Jesus is watching."
The burglar freezes, looks around, doesn't see anything, and continues.
"Jesus is watching."
The burglar freezes again, and mutters, "Who's there?"
"Gabriel."
The burglar's flashlight comes to rest on the source of the sound, a parrot. He grumbles, "What kind of idiot names a parrot 'Gabriel?'"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler 'Jesus.'"
[:))] [:p] [:D]
"Jesus is watching."
The burglar freezes, looks around, doesn't see anything, and continues.
"Jesus is watching."
The burglar freezes again, and mutters, "Who's there?"
"Gabriel."
The burglar's flashlight comes to rest on the source of the sound, a parrot. He grumbles, "What kind of idiot names a parrot 'Gabriel?'"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler 'Jesus.'"
[:))] [:p] [:D]