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badaz06
03-23-2004, 03:02 AM
Virginia is a southern state (well, it's south of the Mason-Dixon line anyway) so we really need to know the local lingo...fer sum itz ezer than others



Y'allbonics

If you do not understand any of them, contact a Southerner for an
explanation.

HEIDI: (noun) Greeting.

HIRE YEW: (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi, hire yew?"

BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH: (noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is
Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup
truck."

BAMMER: (noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is

Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer
an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS: (noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from
him in munts."

THANK: (verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll
have a Coke."

RANCH: (noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I
thank I leff my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL: (noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure
hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR: (noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from
Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that
thing's gonna catch far."

TAR: (noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother
of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup
truck."

TIRE: (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and
the creek don't rise, Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel
Tire in Pars sometime."

RETARD: (verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard
at age 65."

FARN: (adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint
unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn
country."

DID: (adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

ARE: (noun) A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen. Usage: "He
cain't breathe .. give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR: (noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay
away from that bob war fence."

LilRedCorvette
03-23-2004, 05:54 AM
That was hilarious...[:))] [:))]

I'm sending this onto my VERY southern friend and see what she thinks. [:p]