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LilRedCorvette
02-13-2004, 06:11 PM
A friend of mine sent me this; thought you might appreciate.....
-Laurie

Subject: Good, Better, Best

GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[:))] [:D] [:p]

badaz06
02-13-2004, 07:08 PM
I still like the one where a guy is speeding and when an officer begins pursuit, the speeder increases his speed till he realizes he cant get away..and finally pulls over.

The cop says "You have one chance to tell me something that will make me not write this ticket."

The man ponders for a second and replies, "well, 2 weeks ago my wife left me for a state trooper..and I thought you were pulling me over to give her back."