badaz06
01-18-2004, 09:30 AM
I dont know if we've become PC or not../but I love this joke.
A Chinese guy,an Irish guy, and an Italian guy all get a job working in a coal mine. The owner of the mine says to the Italian, "Here, take this pick, and knock coal off the walls.", then looks at the Irish guy and hands him a shovel and says,"here, you take this and shovel the coal into this wheelbarrow, and then take it outside and dump it.". Then he looks at the Chinese guy and goes, "you take care of the supplies. Anything they need, you get it for them."
the owner leaves, and comes back 8 hours later. He sees the Italian guy working hard and asks how the first day went. "Great, cept we didnt have anyhting to eat or drink all day!" He sees the Irishman working hard, and asks the same question, "Great, except we didnt have anything to eat or drink all day!". The owner, perplexed, asks what happened to the Chinese guy, and both the Italian and Irishman point down into the coal mine and say they last saw him headng in that direction.
So he heads down into the coal mine, turns a corner, and the Chinese guy jumps out from behind a rock and yells "SUPPLIES!"
I slay me[:))]
A Chinese guy,an Irish guy, and an Italian guy all get a job working in a coal mine. The owner of the mine says to the Italian, "Here, take this pick, and knock coal off the walls.", then looks at the Irish guy and hands him a shovel and says,"here, you take this and shovel the coal into this wheelbarrow, and then take it outside and dump it.". Then he looks at the Chinese guy and goes, "you take care of the supplies. Anything they need, you get it for them."
the owner leaves, and comes back 8 hours later. He sees the Italian guy working hard and asks how the first day went. "Great, cept we didnt have anyhting to eat or drink all day!" He sees the Irishman working hard, and asks the same question, "Great, except we didnt have anything to eat or drink all day!". The owner, perplexed, asks what happened to the Chinese guy, and both the Italian and Irishman point down into the coal mine and say they last saw him headng in that direction.
So he heads down into the coal mine, turns a corner, and the Chinese guy jumps out from behind a rock and yells "SUPPLIES!"
I slay me[:))]